5 Ways To Help Kanye West Clear His Debt Instantly

Kanye West, prolific performer/fashion icon/celebrity/member of the Kardashian clan needs our assistance! On the off chance you missed it, Kanye West who dresses his two-year-old daughter in furs and luxury items and boasted in his songs about running suicide drills in his private jets just dropped a major bomb on social media! He shockingly announced on Twitter that he was $53 million in personal debt – this was the result of following his dreams in the fashion world according to the rapper himself.

West is 53 million US dollars in debt and it doesn't look like he's going to get Mark Zuckerberg's help anytime soon despite his desperate pleas to the social media tycoon. Therefore we must open our hearts and wallets for Kanye today, as fellow earthlings and Good Samaritans. Sure he was personally rich and could buy furs and mammoth houses for his family in the past, but in a strange turn of events, he is in need of massive help today.

As Kanye West has declared to us time and time again that he is the "greatest living artist and greatest artist of all time", so how has this music mastermind ended up on the wrong side of balance sheet? We’ve scrapped some ideas on how Yeezy can be free himself from the shackles of debt so for better or worse, and continue to entertain the world with his talent:

Join A Crowdfunding Website GoFundMe or Kickstarter would be a great place to start raising funds to pay off his 53 million dollar debt! Write a sentimental story about his struggles in the music and fashion industry and that he needs to start investing in his daughter’s college fund, we are sure there will be some West sympathisers out there, if not some North West supporters.

Run A Dunk Tank Booth Open a Dunk Tank booth that permits Swifties (Taylor Swift fans) to stand a chance to dunk him into a tank full of cold water and charge them money for each attempt. It’s payback time!

Sell Kim’s Pre-loved Clothes Kim Kardashian (Kanye’s wife) has a surplus of designer clothing that will sure garner big bucks if sold on eBay! And we are pretty certain she’ll not even notice these missing pieces from her gargantuan closet.

Collaborate with H&M on a Kanye West-inspired collection H&M’s designer collab collections sell like hotcakes and we are pretty sure if Yeezy does a one-off collaboration with the Swedish fashion retail brand, he will rake in the big dolla, dolla, bills ya'll.

Sell His Trademark Quotes To Hallmark “Nothing in life is promised except death!” – Great for a condolence card

“I am Warhol. I am the No. 1 most impactful artist of our generation. I am Shakespeare in the flesh.” – A card to encourage your struggling artist friends or one to mock your friend with that Kanye-sized ego.

“I don't even listen to rap. My apartment is too nice to listen to rap in.” – Send this card to high society friends or music snobs who only listen to opera or classical music.

by: Adeline Tan