The Washington Post
Tue Jun 16 2015
There are still moments in "Jurassic World" that are so overtly fake, they become impossible to ignore. Here are some examples.
"Jurassic World" is not "Selma." We don't need to debate how realistic it is because, well, it's about a theme park filled with dinosaurs. And yet, there are still moments in "Jurassic World" that are so overtly fake, they become impossible to ignore.
A woman outrunning a T.rexis one thing. But a woman outrunning a dinosaur in four-inch heels? Come on.
Here are a few examples, including some spoilers.
The special bond betwixtman and beast
Our hero Owen (played by Chris Pratt) spends the first half of the movie serving up foreshadowing on a platter. People can't control wild animals, he explains again and again. Even as an accomplishedvelociraptor-whisperer, he could have been torn to pieces by thedinoswho found him unexpectedly trapped in their enclosure, setting off an exciting set piece with his narrow escape through a closing gate.
So when it turns out that IndominusrexhasraptorDNA and she can communicate with the inadequately trainedraptors, it appears that all of Owen's prophesies are coming true; he even admits that theraptorshave found a new alpha. So...why do they suddenly change their minds and protect Owen against the Indominus? Who knewraptorswere so fickle? Or loyal? The scientists must have spliced some golden retriever DNA into their genetic make-up.
Bryce Dallas Howard's high heels.
Seriously, those shoes. The way Claire sprints from dinosaurs in spike heels — without falling, sinking in the grass or twisting an ankle — has become a flashpoint for debate. Howard still hasn't provided a reasonable explanation for her character's behavior; she told Variety that she saw the terrain and preferred to keep the shoes on. But were flats not an option? Wouldn't a control freak like Clairehaveat least three extra pairs of shoes under her desk? Or a change of clothes — white linen isn't exactly ideal for jungle visitors, though her outfit somehow remained spotless for quiteawhile.
The kids' ability to fix up cars.
Zach is a sulky teenager only interested in checking outcute girlsand blocking out the world with headphones. His earnest little brother, Gray, is an adorable tot obsessed with science anddinos. Would they really be able to quickly restore a creaky old Jeep to outrun all the dinosaurs? We get a brief reference to how their grandpa taught them how to fix cars, but we doubt Zach would have stopped texting long enough to pay attention.
The Indominus Rex's inconsistent sense of smell.
Through the whole movie, we're told that the Indominus Rex is so smart that she's basically adinowith superpowers — including a keen sense of smell and awareness of thermal heat that lets her detect any living, breathing thing nearby. So howdoes she repeatedly missthefact whenOwen and Claire are hiding just a few feet away? There's that terrifying moment when they're hiding within inches of thedino'sgigantic teeth — yet she just gives up and move on. And if there's one thing we know, it's that Indominus Rex is not a quitter.
Chris Pratt's sparkling smile
Owen doesn't seem like the kind of dude who spends a lot of time primping. He sports a patchy beard and a wardrobe of dingyhenleysand leather vests. His days are spent trainingraptorsto sit and stay, and in his off-hours he gets his hands dirty working on an old motorcycle. He even wears board shorts to a date with the most severely manicuredwomanon Isla Nublar.
But all the hard work to make Owen seem like an earthy,unshoweredguy goes out the window every time he opens his mouth to reveal hisWhitestrippedsmile. It's a subtle reminder of the limits of movie magic. You can cover Pratt in all the grime you want, but his impeccable dental hygiene will keep reminding us that this is just another handsome actor pretending to be a slob.
The fact that no one was afraid that a T. rexand velociraptorwere on the loose.
The movie's grand finale consists of a battle between Indominusrexand the tag-team duo of Blue, thevelociraptor, and an unnamed T.rex(plus a great late effort by the underwater-dwellingmosasaurus). What's odd is that once the Indominus has been dispatched, Owen and Claire are completely relieved. No one pays any attention to the fact that there's still avelociraptorand a T.rexon the loose. Did no one learn anything from "Jurassic Park"? Those guys kill people, too!
Vincent D'Onofrio
As the human bad guy, the prolific actor is basically the walking embodiment of a cartoon villain cackle. His arched eyebrows andstageyscheming leave you waiting for him to break into an "if it hadn't been foryoukids" speech. And could there be a more spectacularly absurd motive than his plot to turnvelociraptorsinto military killing machines, because they're somehow more efficient than drones?
The original "Jurassic Park" night vision goggles work after 20 years.
Really, those vintage night vision goggles are operational after 20 years in a rusty shed? OK, fine.
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